By Brony - 22/10/2011 20:25 - United States
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Well, congrats, you stumbled upon my page. I, my friend, am your average communist Nazi Jew. I enjoy shoving cactuses up asses and strangling people with their own pubic hair. Er, I'm also a huge /b/tard.
> NEVA EVA TAKE INTERWEBS SERIOUSLY.
> I'mma go anal rape an old man. Did I say old man? I mean lil' boy.
> Expect to have your IP traced.
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By danii - 05/10/2011 03:28 - Reserved
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By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States
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Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.