The bitch is back
By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom
By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey
By lacy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville
By TaraBURGER - 17/09/2013 07:57 - United States
My parents still think that I'm trying to replace them. I don't think they understand that this woman is only technically my mother. She isn't my mommy and never could be. I also found out I have a little sister, which is kinda cool. I haven't even told them about her. I'd get booted out of the family tree. I tried to talk to my parents about it, but they just shut me down every time and pulled the whole, "Are we not good enough for you?" bullshit on me. I went on Facebook and found her right away. She's a very nice lady, but I still just call her by her first name. Like I said, she isn't my momma. Also, I saw something on here about the real mom vs. biological mom debate. Personally, I think saying "real mom" is a bit weird. My real mom is the one that changed my diapers, read to me at night, and comforted me when I came home from school crying. I think biological mom is less offensive to adoptive mothers. I have and will never use the term "real mom" to describe my biological mother.
By scorned_jacketless_lady - 26/08/2013 04:52 - Australia - Brisbane
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!