Volcanic
By poopshooter101 - 30/06/2009 11:53 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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