SaturnineBears

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About Saturninebears

People are ignorant assholes. I may be mean and harsh in my comments, but people deserve it. I am a lesbian. I always will be. Homophobes can fuck off. I get along easily with everyone and am always there for people. Message me if you want to discuss something. Email me: [email protected] Text me: 305-457-8009 I don't tolerate creeps or douches so don't text if you are either of the two.

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100 kick-ass comments

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