By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York
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By anniemeece - 07/04/2012 15:15 - United States - Palo Alto
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Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.
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By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem
Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....