By Michael - 13/06/2009 10:35 - United States
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Warning: Side effects include extreme dazzle and spontaneous jizzing at the very sight of him. Beware.
Also, I enjoy playing bass, and I'm in a record-breaking deathmetal/classical group called Chopin Block. Actually, fuck that, CB isn't even close to record-breaking. I enjoy decorating cakes.
You are most likely wondering why my default pic is a woman. Well, she is no ordinary woman. She is Lzzy Hale, vocalist, lead guitarist, and frontwoman for newcomer metal band Halestorm. She is also the love of my life. LOL JK I'm just madly in love with her. So have at it. (Picture of yours truly will be up soon.)
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Michael here... I had to introduce the new girlfriend to the exwife when I picked up my kid. My exwife didn't want my son spending the weekend with me and her if she didn't meet her. They did end up sharing things about me. However they claim that if I think that's all they talked about that I'm really conceded. I think I'm more paranoid than conceded, though.