Shleebs

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I don`t have emotions about a lot of things. I rarely get angry, I rarely cry. I guess I do get excited a lot, but I don`t get sad and enormously happy. I think a lot of people who talk about all that crap are lying. Right now I`m just trying to maintain happiness - that`s all I really care about. Anyway, when you`re my age and your hormones are kicking in, there`s not much besides sex that`s on your mind. Yeah, I know Leonardo DiCaprio said this, but he's my favorite actor and this pretty much describes me.

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I actually threw up in her room and in her bathroom. She had to clean it up. I think justice was served.