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By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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To everyone concerned: Yes, I washed my hands afterwards. Also, I couldn't refuse the money since my boss was nearby and watching my every move.