By Anonyme - 01/06/2013 18:15 - France - Cergy
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Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je n'ai pas le même pseudo car je ne me suis pas identifiée en publiant la VDM. Alors je suis la copine en question et je suis très étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée ^^ Pour ceux qui n'y croient pas, ça s'est réellement produit aujourd'hui même :-) C'est vrai qu'on a eu un fou rire mais après on a continué et ça n'a rien gâché de ce moment ! Je pense que tout le monde a connu des moments drôles en pleine action ! :) Bien à vous, La licorne :P
Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Enfin, l'auteur... En fait, je suis plutôt la personne à qui cette anecdote est arrivée, et ma meilleure amie s'est chargée de la publier :) ! Bref, je me suis spécialement créé un compte pour pouvoir apporter plus de précisions. Voilà, c'était en soirée, et je prenais le RER pour rentrer chez moi. Jusque-là, tout va bien. Puis, un homme (déjà saoûl) est rentré, une bouteille d'alcool à la main, et dans l'autre, le fameux paquet de Petit beurre. Il s'est assis à côté de moi, et a commencé à ouvrir son paquet... Et à manger le carton, le plastique, etc. En même temps, il a vaguement essayé de s'adresser à moi. J'avoue, je n'ai rien compris. Sur le moment, c'était assez effrayant ! Bon, une fois rentrée chez moi, ça m'a bien fait rire et la petite anecdote a beaucoup amusé mon entourage. Finalement, j'aime bien quand ce genre d'histoires m'arrive, ça me fait toujours quelque chose de divertissant à raconter. Au passage, vos commentaires m'ont bien amusée. Pour répondre à certains, effectivement, cette VDM ne concerne pas moi, c'est vrai. Mais comme d'autres l'ont souligné, VDM est un site pour partager des anecdotes amusantes ! Donc, je suis contente d'avoir pu partager avec vous cette histoire. ^^ Sur ce, je vous souhaite à tous une bonne journée (et plein de petites frayeurs dans les transports) !