By snazz23 - 13/06/2016 14:24 - United States - Leander
I agree, your life sucks
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Because I would have to go 30 miles out of my way to get her, and take her 30 miles out of my way to take her home. So that's 60 miles total....on my wedding day.