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Bonjour à tous je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Je suis contant que ma VDM ait suscité tant de débats et généré tant de commentaires, laissez moi éclaircir un peu plus la situation. Tout d'abord, ce n'est absolument pas dans mes habitudes d'engager un contact direct avec une fille que je ne connais pas et je suis très loin du gros lourdaud que l'on croise à chaque coin de rue (Le mot "aborder" est peut être un peu fort) Et je n'ai pas une attitude de tombeur, sans mauvais jeu de mot. Seulement voilà quand je vois une fille que je trouve jolie j'aime le lui faire savoir par un regard, un sourire ou n'importe quoi que ce soit dans la rue, dans le bus ou le tram. J'ai plutôt une tête de "gentil garçon" et je n'ai pas une carrure très imposante donc en général les filles ne se sentent pas "menacées" quand je me montre un peu admiratif devant elles. Pour en revenir à la VDM mon intention n'était absolument pas de l'arrêter ou quoi que ce soit je voulais juste lui faire comprendre que je la trouvais belle mais elle marchait tellement vite qu'elle n'a pas eu le temps de porter son attention sur moi du coup j'ai pas réfléchis j'ai fais la première chose qui m'ai venu en tête pour attirer son regard vous connaissez la suite. Heureusement elle n'est pas tombée par terre elle a juste sautillé (Comme quand on se prend le pied dans une marche d'escalier que l'on pensait moins haute). Du coup elle m'a regardé avec un air "WTF?!", j'ai bafouillé quelques mots pour m'excuser et elle est repartit en préférant croire que je ne l'avais pas fait exprès. Je me suis senti tellement con après jusqu'à présent je m'en veux car je répète ce n'est pas dans mes habitudes de "hit on girls".