Sport de glisse
By nekka - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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Ben, quand je m'en suis rendu compte (oui, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM) j'ai tout de suite appelé la fille de la dame pour lui dire que je m'étais planté et que malheureusement je ne pouvais faire demi-tour car j'étais sur l'autoroute et très très en retard pour le boulot. La dame à raté son avion :(