By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis
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Apparently mommy can't go to the bathroom, because that's where I was for a whole 2 minutes while he did it.
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I'm the OP, and the bunny was in a patch of grass oddly taller than the rest, and I didn't know it was there until I backed up because I thought I hit a tennis ball for my dog.