Encore !
By Akiko - 01/08/2012 10:16 - France - Urou-et-crennes
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By Akiko - 01/08/2012 10:16 - France - Urou-et-crennes
By Anonyme - 18/05/2014 02:30 - France - Clichy
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By Bibi_mezzanine - 08/05/2014 15:27 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour à tous, ceci est ma vdm; Pour vous expliquer un peu le contexte c'est un jeune couple de Brésiliens qui ne possédait pas de voiture en France, j'aurais pensé qu'ils auraient pu louer ou demander à des amis... Surtout qu'ils avaient vu le lit monté et bon ça se voyait que c’était assez volumineux hein ! C'est une mezzanine Ikea en 200x160... donc forcement matelas 2 places, bureau de 2m de long... n’empêche ils s'en sont sortis à vélo avec un petit coup de pouce pour le matelas j'ai quand même fait un aller-retour en voiture avec eux. Voilà... j'ai bien ri quand même et ça m'a donné l'occasion de pouvoir écrire sur le site de VDM =D
By lamamancuisinière - 02/05/2014 16:26 - France - Essey-l
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM alors quelques précision : Je suis bien séparé de ma copine (ex du cou !), le temps de vendre la maison, on ne peut pas prendre d'appart et donc on cohabite... La maison n'est pas si petite, il y a deux chambre, une ou dort mon ex et une ou dort notre fille et donc il me reste le salon. Les chiens sont de race et donc non castrés et stérilisés, en période de chaleur ils sont en règle général séparés, là il y a eu un loupé. il y a bien 5 chats, 2 mâles et 3 femelles, pour stériliser une chatte il faut attendre ses première chaleurs , il se trouve que c'était ses premières chaleurs (un RDV au veto pour une stérilisation c'est presque une semaine...), elle est donc stérilisée maintenant. les deux autres minettes sont également stérilisées. Les deux mâles ont tout juste 1 ans et jusqu’à présent pas de problème, on avait donc laissé traîner. Le plus bagarreur vient d’être castré, pour le second ça attendra un peu.