Josephine70

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  • Dijon, France
  • 32 years-old
  • Friday 10 January 1992
  • single

About Josephine70

Bref,je n'ai rien à dire et je suis pas adepte du ''je raconte ma vie'' hier j'ai mangé du poisson pané...j'disais quoi déjà? ah oui hier j'ai découvert qu'un poussin avait plus de Q.I que moi , à moins que ce ne soit une otarie faut voir... Kikoopouf,passe ton chemin! ah oui une dernière chose Adam et Eve doivent être des cousin éloignés de Steve Jobs,non? Enfaîte non, c’était pas la dernière.. Avoue t'a crut à ma blague...! Trop naïf.... En ce moment même un poisson chelou est en train de me fixer...j'ai peur...VDM (rires) Bon allez c'est l'heure de monter sur ma licorne,je vais boire le thé astro nucléaire avec Nyan Cat! ;)

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