Deez nuts
By needtoscratch - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By needtoscratch - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth
By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 04:19 - United States - La Crosse
By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor
By Lauraborealous - 05/09/2012 18:27 - Canada - Lloydminster
By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia
for those saying that I should have stolen laundry soap or similar, i work at a restaurant, this wouldn't be possible