Leaven

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About Leaven

Certaines personnes se servent de la souffrance qu'elles ont reçue pour vous l'infliger encore plus fort ... Les rencontres dans la vie sont comme le vent. Certaines vous effleurent juste la peau et d'autres vous renversent... Ce sont les choses auxquelles nous tenons le plus qui nous détruisent. Il faut apprendre à oublier. Sans ça l'existence devient impossible. Je crois qu'il y a deux façons de voir le monde : ou bien on voit la tristesse derrière toutes choses, ou bien on décide de ne pas la voir. Notre vie ne nous appartient pas. Nous sommes liés aux autres. Les plus pessimistes d'aujourd'hui ont été les plus optimistes autrefois. Ils poursuivaient de vaines illusions. L'échec les a découragés. Dans l'art de faire du mal à son prochain, l'imagination de l'homme ne connaît pas de limites. N'ayez pas peur du bonheur : il n'existe pas. Il est plus facile de garder le silence que de dire la vérité. N'oublie pas que tu es unique. Comme tout le monde.

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Leaven's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Leaven's favorite FMLs