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By Anonyme - 11/03/2015 08:44 - France - Paris
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Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, je viens de créer un compte pour pouvoir vous répondre. Tout d'abord je tiens à dire que je suis très fière d'avoir réussi à faire publier ma première VDM et que celle ci concerne l'humour -un peu- décalé de mon adorable copain. Il aime bien me faire des compliments et d'habitude je vous rassure ceux ci sont plus "classiques". Mais son imagination n'ayant pas de limites (il est étudiant en lettres et non boucher pour info), sans toutefois être apprenti poète, je ne sais ce qui l'a amené à cette idée qui m'a fait franchement rire. J'ai pensé que cela vous ferait aussi rire et je suis ravie de voir que oui. Je vous fait des bisous!