Fragile
By Anonyme - 16/05/2020 06:30
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Bonjour, je suis l’auteur de cette VDM. En réalité, je faisais cuire des pâtes et je me suis servi un café. Ayant la tasse dans les mains, j’ai vu la casserole de pâtes qui allait déborder à cause de l’ébullition. Ni une ni deux, je me suis précipité pour la retirer du feu sans prendre le temps de poser ma tasse. C’est une fois que j’avais les deux mains prises que j’ai voulu poser ma tasse à café pleine pour pouvoir égoutter les pâtes. Mais malheureusement le coin de la table n’était pas de cet avis. Quand j’ai tapé, la tasse est passé par la fenêtre. J’ai voulu la rattraper avec mon autre main qui n’était malheureusement pas vide. Par chance, je n’ai pas lâcher la casserole. Il n’y a donc eu que du café, une tasse, de l’eau chaude et des spaghettis qui sont passé par la fenêtre. Il a eu de la chance dans son malheur, il aurait pu recevoir la casserole. Je devais partir au travail donc je n’ai pas pu l’aider et je l’ai laissé à sa femme après milles et une excuses. Je ne l’ai revu que 6 mois plus tard. J’ai appris qu’il avait passé une semaine à l’hôpital à cause d’une commotion cérébrale. Donc la VDM est plus pour lui. Si tu me lis, je suis vraiment vraiment désolé...