IBelongToJeebus

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About Ibelongtojeebus

Nothing I say on here is to be taken seriously. Unless I'm being serious. (Quick side note: IBelongToJeebus is a play on words, from Homer Simpson famously pleading "Save me Jeebus!", and the footballer [or Soccer player if you're American] Kàkà's famous saying written on his shirt "I belong to Jesus". I'm not religious but my name is not intended to offend anyone.) BEST COMMENTERS ON FML: WCARlover FYLDeep DocBastard perdix StoryOfTheYear TheIsland

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Hey, I'm the OP. For your information, my grammar was impeccable. The people correcting it were American readers "correcting" stuff such as "colour", "realise", and the usual suspects. As for calling the Pope a noob, it was joking. I was ranting about the Africa situation actually, and I said he's a noob to the real world if he thinks celibacy is going to fix it. Thanks for demonising me, though! Anyone who thinks I deserve to be threatened with eternal hellfire for writing my opinions is stupid. I've shut the thing down until I write more material, because people in general are ******* stupid.