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By cougouar petit - 29/06/2013 06:42 - France

Aujourd'hui, j'ai passé ma matinée aux urgences pour soigner de multiples lacérations à l'abdomen. Je n'ai pas été attaqué à l'arme blanche, non, mais juste par mon chat, qui dormait sur mon ventre et qui a eu peur, très peur, quand mon estomac s'est mis à grogner. VDM

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By Anonyme - 26/06/2013 23:42 - France - Murs

Aujourd'hui, un poulet a traversé ma fenêtre et s'est posé sur mon lit. Pas un poulet avec des plumes et tout, non, mais celui prêt à mettre au four. J'en déduis que soit ma voisine a créé une nouvelle discipline olympique, soit elle n'aime pas que je me sois mise au violon. VDM

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By ewa - 16/06/2013 18:36 - France - Sarcelles

Aujourd'hui, quelqu'un a volé le rétroviseur gauche de ma Twingo, mais, inquiet de ma sécurité, l'a remplacé par un autre, complètement rouillé. VDM

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By omlesbosspremier - 16/06/2013 17:12 - France

Aujourd'hui, quand je suis sorti de la boulangerie avec mes deux baguettes sous le bras, un jogger fou a croqué le quignon du pain qui dépassait. VDM

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By jetaime76 - 30/05/2013 15:24 - France - Maromme

Aujourd'hui, nettoyage du grenier. Les crottes de souris, ça passe. Celles de chat, pourquoi pas. Mais la bouse de vache, vraiment, je ne l'explique pas. VDM

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Friday 31 May 2013 12:05

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Lors du nettoyage du grenier, c'était bel et bien de la bouse de vache qui s'étalait sur le sol. J'ai eu l'explication un peu plus tard. Mon frère, qui était un peu énervé contre moi, avait envie de "m'embêter" (pour éviter tout jeu de mot moisi), et a rependu de la bouse dans le grenier pour me gêner dans mon nettoyage. Mais l'idée de la vache volante était quand même sympa !