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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France