By Fwoush - 11/02/2014 07:48 - France - Paris
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• Le suppositoire est une invention qui restera dans les annales.
• Pour être fort comme un chêne, il faut d'abord être con comme un gland.
• Je sais que la fin du monde n'est pas en 2012, parce que Marty McFly a déjà voyagé jusqu'en 2015 dans Retour vers le Futur. * Julien Tellouck *
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. :D Je tiens à préciser certaines choses. Premièrement, sa sonnerie fait TUTULATUTUTU pour être plus précise. Deuxièmement, lorsque je dis que je me suis absenter pour aller aux toilettes, ce n'était pas pour faire pipi-caca comme certains le pensaient. :) Je me suis absenter là, pour pouvoir rédiger calmement mon SMS. Je me suis regardé dans la glace et je me suis dis "je le fais ou je le fais pas? Bon, aller gooo, tu le fais!". Après avoir envoyé le sms j'ai attendu 4 minutes pour être exact. Ce qui m'a paru être une éééternité à vrai dire! (Je n'ai pas la possibilité de recevoir des d'accusés de réception sur mon téléphone". Puis je suis revenu, je me suis assise à côté de lui. Il me regarde et souris bêtement. Je me suis dis "YEEEEEEEEEES, c'est gagné". Puis avant même de ne pouvoir dire un mot: TUTULATUTUTUUU. "Euh... Tu m'as envoyé un sms?". Je me suis dis "Eh m*rde". Et là c'est moi qui ait sourit bêtement. Il a lu le sms à haute voix, sous mes yeux. J'avoue que là, je me suis senti assez c*n et l'idée me paraissait stupide. Il a rigolé... Beauuucoup rigolé... Et il m'a dit "mais bien sûr que je reste ici. Par contre, tu as pris l'initiative de m'inviter, l'initiative de m'envoyer ce sms. Et mon rôle de gentleman alors?" Et il m'a embrassé. :) Je tiens à préciser aussi que cette histoire s'est passée il y a 1 an, 1 mois et des poussières et que depuis, nous sommes toujours en couple. Et on en rigole encore. :)
Le petit détail qui tue : J'ai un escalier en bois, donc le "liquide" a traversé et a goutté dans l'escalier du dessous, en tombant sur tout ce qui était posé sur les marches de la cave. Et de temps en temps on reçoit une goutte sur la tête. Bon appétit !