Melonly

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  • Nord, France
  • 42 years-old
  • Tuesday 03 August 1982
  • single

About Melonly

Je vis ma vie trépidante comme si chaque jour était le dernier. Bon en vrai, mon chat est au bord du suicide il n'en peut plus de moi. Il vous demande de me parler en mp (ça le soulagerait) ou tout au moins de miauler en signe de soutien (=^ェ^=)

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Melonly's FML badges

Binkie

You agreed with your own post. Nice.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

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