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By Mitch - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
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By Mitch - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By PetitBateau - 17/05/2010 00:40
By [SiMON] - 13/05/2010 23:55
By Smilegirl - 16/05/2010 12:01
Et non je ne suis pas parano c’est bien de mes règles qu’il parlait ! Il a sorti ça pendant une soirée entre potes en disant qu’il en pouvait plus d’attendre, et il a trouvé ça marrant de le mettre sur facebook, et bien sûr j'ai eu le droit à beaucoup de sous entendus aujourd'hui. Je pense qu’il prenait aussi en compte la remarque #74 parce que je suis vraiment une chieuse pendant cette période !
By allez les bleus ! - 14/05/2010 10:33
Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).