Jonkbaby

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  • Wednesday 06 March 2019
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About Jonkbaby

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Jonkbaby - Followers

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Jonkbaby - Followed

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Jonkbaby's page visits

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Hugged!

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Jonkbaby's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Friendless, or not going out tonight?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

Back from the party

An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

One of us!

Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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