SkoomaKi

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About Skoomaki

(Skuu-ma-kee) Lurked since early 2010, then I finally decided to make an account in 2011. I like all regular commenters =) Enjoy my tales. The Moderators - Stories tell of Gods who walk among the FML commenters, keeping peace and prosperity throughout the community. Perdix - Some say he is commenter who has been here since the beginning of FML, even the universe. DocBastard - Legends tell of a medically fascinated doctor. Not much is known about him, just his intellect. NoorFML - No one knows much about her, except her relations with Ezio (her husband). She is also a ninja. Baustigt - Tales tell of an owner just as crazy as her dog. The dog, named Dula, can destroy worlds. KyleeKay – Myths explain this girl’s obsession with the workings of human emotion. Her rational and ideal advice is wise to follow. ManInTheMachine – A cyborg whom's consciousness is formed by it's computer program forming random code.

Skoomaki - Followers

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Skoomaki - Followed

Skoomaki's page visits

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Skoomaki's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Back from the party

An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The list of badges to find

Skoomaki's favorite FMLs