By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States
By vanillatwilight2 - 21/11/2012 04:50 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland
By LonelyMe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States
Hey guys, OP Here! (I realised I wasn't logged in when I posted this FML) Just letting you guys know that I don't actually live in Auckland and I do live in one of the towns that could be affected by the volcano.