Citrounette

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About Citrounette

Je suis un mélange de citron et de clémentine, jamais pressée mais toujours juteuse. Au plaisir !

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Beginner

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Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

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The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Perfectionist

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Profile completed

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50 favorites

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Consolation prize

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Tweet, tweet

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50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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KittyLeChat tells us more.

Bonjour à tous ! :D Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, j'ai fais un compte pour pouvoir vous répondre. Vos jeux de mots m'ont bien fait rire en tout cas. :P Je vous explique : Cette histoire m'ait arrivé en 2011, nous allions à un concert du groupe Slipknot qui passait dans un festival près de chez moi. Et j'étais tellement dans l'ambiance que j'ai pas fais gaffe à ce qu'il y avait dans ce fameux paquet de "boules Quies". J'ai vu que c'était spongieux, que ça rentrait dans les oreilles, alors je les ai essayé et au final quand mon père m'a dit qu'il s'agissait de ses filtres, on a eu un gros fou rire. "T'es vraiment trop conne." Voilà le commentaire sympathique que mon cher papounet m'a alors lâché haha. Depuis il en parle à tous ses amis, et hier il m'a envoyé un SMS en me rappelant cette mésaventure, alors j'ai eu l'idée de la publier haha. Et non je ne fume pas, et je vous assure qu'après avoir su que c'était des filtres, j'ai immédiatement jeté ceci à la poubelle, je ne suis pas une cradasse ! :P Merci au staff de l'avoir publié ! :)