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About Fluke

introuvable au boulot, infatigable au repos et imbattable au bistro. j'emmerde cette putain de charte, surtout quand on voie les commentaires de merde et les blagues vaseuse que font les membres de l'équipe VDM. Enfin bref heureusement que les auteurs des vdm sont plus performant... dernier commentaire modéré Motif : Orthographe. Vous avez posté un commentaire qui contenait bien trop de fautes. Merci de faire un petit effort. Le "sa" à la place du "ça", c'est PLUS POSSIBLE. hé vous la ramené sur l'orthographe (erreur dû au correcteur) mais quand on est plus malin que les autres on écrit "ce n'est plus possible" et non "C'est pas possible" . avant de me faire des réflexions de ce genre, si vous voulez, vous pouvez venir avec moi pour prendre des cours. je ne suis qu'un simple utilisateurs mais vous vous êtes de simples employés d'une boîte qui tourne grâce au utilisateurs comme moi...

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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I agree, my mouse works.

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The thumb strikes back

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lorelei50 14

bonsoir, je suis l'auteur de cette vdm. l'hôte c'était moi. Ce jour la nous étions nombreux, 5 adultes et 4enfants. Dans l'évier la vaisselle de la veille au soir. Principalement les plats. J'avais vidé le lave vaisselle avant manger mais en débarrassant tout a été mis dans l'évier. Nous n'avons pas vu qu'il faisait la vaisselle, occupés avec les enfants. si il l'a faite c'est par politesse et non pas parce qu'on lui a demandé. lorsqu'on est nombreux, l'entre aide est importante. Cela nous a tous fait rire, même lui lorsqu'on lui a dit pour la machine. Et il a répondu "ça c'est une vdm!" et j'ai donc proposé sa mésaventure. merci de l'avoir validée