By calculette - 29/04/2015 13:15 - France
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Vous voilà une fois de plus, jeunes gens, et je sais qui vous vous attendez à trouver ici : Mordraal, cryptozoologue, ancien Capitaine de la Stasi, souteneur de demoiselles en détresse, étudiant en science politique et recherché pour détournement de mineure ! J'ai été tout cela et plus encore ; néanmoins, la nuit est tombée, le vent a cessé de souffler, ce temps est révolu ! C'est qu'une malédiction d'un autre âge s'est abattue sur moi, faisant naître en mon âme une fascination désespérée pour la chair des jeunes filles au clair de lune, me conférant un désir irrépressible de goûter le liquide de leur vie... Aujourd'hui retiré dans mon château de Slovénie, une jeune proie est venue s'offrir à moi de son plein gré, elle est désormais ma seule compagnie avec les murs vieillissants. Mais n'ayez pas peur de vous immerger dans les profondeurs de votre monde intérieur, oubliez votre nom et livrez-vous à moi... http://mordraal.weebly.com
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Bonjour à tous, je suis la victime et auteur de cette VDM Ceci s'est passé il y a bientôt 8 mois, ça faisait plus d'un an que j'étais avec lui à ce moment-là, ma "mère" et lui savaient donc bien quelles relations il existait. Quant à mon père, mes parents sont séparés, il n'est donc pas trompé Nous avions tous les deux 24 ans, je pensais donc vivre une relation sérieuse. En rentrant et au moment où je les ai vu, je suis restée tétanisée, puis je suis partie en courant de la maison, je voulais rentrer chez moi m'isoler, une amie m'a vu et m'a soutenu toute la nuit, dont je vous passe les détails, et me soutient encore d'ailleurs. Ce n'est pas le genre de chose que l'on oublie facilement. Je suis suivie par un psychiatre qui m'aide énormément. Si je publie aujourd'hui cette histoire, c'est qu'il m'a conseillé d'extérioriser et pour le prendre sur un ton "plus leger" cette même amie m'a conseillé de la publier, c'est d'ailleurs elle qui l'a rédigée, je suis même incapable de vous répondre seule Je ne souhaite à personne de vivre ce que j'ai vécu