Persefy

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About Persefy

"Get out, I need to go to my Mind Palace." Merci à cette fabuleuse citation pour débuter cette présentation. Bref. A propos de moi donc. Et bien... Pas grand chose à dire. Avant, je passais la plupart de mon temps à jouer avec mes cartes, mes pièces, bagues, et tout autres instruments liés à l'art de l'illusion, mais depuis, j'ai pris une flèche dans le genou... Enfin, disons une grosse plaque de métal bien tranchant sur la main, qui a eu un sévère impact, me contraignant à arrêter la magie pendant plusieurs looooongs mois. Et pour être franc, je n'ai pas eu le courage de m'y remettre; bien que je m'y intéresse toujours, notamment sur la partie "Mentalisme", qui est la seule discipline que je continue de pratiquer de temps en temps. Mais bon, je suis loin d'être Viktor Vincent ou Fabien Olicard, je suis à des années lumières de leurs niveaux. Et quand je passe pas mon temps à essayer de faire des guilis guilis dans le cerveau des gens et me prenant pour Patrick Jane, j'm'amuse à faire du Taekwondo. Parce que le sport c'est cool aussi. C'est bon pour la santé il parait. Un autre de mes passe temps c'est de faire du montage vidéo. J'ai la chance d'avoir un job qui me permet de voyager énormément, donc j'en profite beaucoup, il est vrai! Sur ce, si l'envie de discuter te prends, n'hésite surtout pas, je suis jamais très loin de mon téléphone. Sauf quand je suis dans mon Mind Palace. Je capte pas trop là bas, faut se plaindre à Bouygues. Twitter et Instagram: @Persefy

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Persefy's FML badges

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Colonel Whiskers

Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

The list of badges to find

Persefy's favorite FMLs

Parazar tells us more.

#15 : Ca aurait pu être plus grave (ça a tapé à côté, mais ça fait mal quand même...) #4, #9 : La guêpe a fini par s'enfuir toute seule comme une grande...