By Zohnya - 21/10/2013 05:23 - Suisse
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Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. wah j'ai été publiée ! hihi Je vais expliquer un peu la situation. J'habite en suisse donc l'armée est obligatoire, ce qui pèse beaucoup à mon copain. (ça ressort pas mal la nuit) j'ai aussi eu droit aux ordres en allemand, il chante parfois aussi. Mes nuits ayant été souvent écourtées à cause de ça, j'ai décidé de porter une VDM. ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose sachant que parfois il me répond. il m'a une fois grondée parce que j'avais sois disant perdu les clés du char. Bref voilà :-). Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, il est sergent à l'armée.