By JeSuisPasHomophobe - 28/06/2016 03:02
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About Unsy
Je suis une fille compliquée, histoire de représenter dignement le sexe. J'aime bien me prendre la tête toute seule, me poser un milliard de questions, ce qui se termine généralement par une gueulante et une crise de larmes.
Ouais, je m'aime 8D
A part ça, les 3/4 du temps je suis zen, j'aime m'émerveiller devant des trucs cons, j'aime faire rire les autres, j'aime aussi les écouter, même si un peu d'égoïsme n'a jamais fait de mal à personne J'ai mes périodes de plus et de moins, bref, je suis humaine quoi. Je ne me considère pas meilleure, mais j'essaye quand même de l'être un minimum.
Aimer est ma passion première, la musique la suit de près, ainsi que l'écriture, la lecture, pour le reste ça se dispute entre ne rien faire, prendre le soleil, aller chez le coiffeur, voir des gays partout et réfléchir à propos de trucs inutiles.
Et pourtant y'a des gens qui arrivent à me supporter.
La vie est belle.
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Hello, tous ! Au vu de tous ces commentaires bien marrants, je ne peux m'empêcher de vous donner le détail : Eh oui, à cause de la contrainte de longueur des VDM, je n'ai pas pu vous en dire plus, mais la vraie histoire est encore mieux, je ne savais plus si je devais rire ou pleurer à la fin de cette journée là ... Donc, nous sommes en plein devoir, et une élève m'interpelle. Je m'approche, et elle me montre cette fameuse flèche, en me demandant "Msieur, c'est bien moustache, qu'il faut mettre, là ?" Désespéré, je lui dis ironiquement, "Oui oui, et là c'est Sourcil" ... Je commençais déjà à paniquer quand j'ai vu qu'elle me prenait au sérieux, quand tout à coup je vois sa voisine de table, empressée, qui prend son effaceur pour enlever de sa copie les noms "Lénine" et "Staline" qu'elle avait bien trouvés ! Faut que j'arrête, j'ai tendance parfois à être un peu ironique quand je parle à mes élèves, parfois pour le plaisir de la blague, mais vous ne pouvez pas imaginer le nombre d'élèves qui ne saisissent pas le 2nd degré ...