Me touche pas !
By PetiteN - 27/03/2022 12:00 - France - Paris
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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