By Skriillexx - 21/05/2012 17:03 - France - Lillebonne
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Le dictionnaire de LABAFLE, si vous avez d'autres définitions n'hésitez pas à me mp, elles seront peut être publiées sur celui-ci.
MON DICTIONNAIRE:
SYNONYME: Mot à écrire à la place de celui qu'on sait pas écrire.
PESSIMISTE : optimiste qui a l'expérience.
NYMPHOMANE: terme utilisé par certains hommes pour désigner une femme qui a envie de faire l'amour plus souvent qu'eux.
INTELLECTUEL : se dit d'un individu capable de penser pendant une heure à autre chose qu'au sexe.
BANQUIER : Personne qui serait d'accord pour vous consentir un prêt à la condition que vous lui apportiez la preuve que vous n'en avez pas besoin.
BABY-SITTER : Adolescent(e)s devant se conduire comme des adultes de façon à ce que les adultes qui sortent puissent se comporter comme des adolescents.
FEMME : ensemble de courbes qui font redresser une ligne
BAGNOLE : Vieille auto dont toutes les pièces font du bruit, sauf la radio.
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Humour de merde
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kyrzou tells us more.
Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Alors pour commencer à répondre à vos questions qui ressortent pas mal de fois, je suis un homme. Si mon voisin m'a vu c'est parce que je viens d'emménager, et que je n'ai pas encore eu le temps d'aller acheter des rideaux. Et suite à "une envie pressante" (qui m'est d'ailleurs passé très vite) je n'ai pas pensé à aller dans une pièce plus fermé (j'étais dans ma chambre au moment). Sinon je l'ai croisé dans la rue tout à l'heure, il a fait un grand sourire en me voyant, il a l'air de prendre ça à la rigolade, donc tant mieux pour moi. Merci pour tous vos jeux de mots qui m'auront bien fait rire :)
HAHA ceci est ma VDM. l'histoire c'est que j'avais déjà raté une priorité, c'était à la toute fin lorsque l'examinateur remplit sa petite fiche. Et là il se met à bailler. Et là avec la pression et la déception et le stress et tout ça j'ai avancé ma main pour faire mon habituelle "blague". Pour ceux qui disent que c'est complètement dégueulasse, bon c'est vrai que c'est pas hygiénique, mais je touche jamais l'intérieur de la bouche ou je sais pas quoi je rapproche juste dangereusement mon index haha, comme d'autres l'ont dit... En tout cas il a été méchamment surpris et m'a demandé ce qu'il me prenait, mon moniteur à l'arrière se retenait de rigoler (on s'entend plutot bien) pendant que je me répandais en excuses. J'espère surtout que je ne retomberai pas sur le meme examinateur lors de mon prochain passage !