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un peut de gens faux cul ici tu parles à quelqu un qui te banni sans t expliquer... Rien a dire tt a découvrir
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je viens vous apporter quelques précision, avec un compte que j'ai du créé pour l'occasion parce que j'ai perdu les mots de passe de mes comptes précédents. Donc oui, je m'appelle bel et bien Bertille, et je suis très fière de mon prénom ahah. Sinon, pour expliquer plus en détails, cette anecdote n'est pas toute récente, j'ai eu l'idée de la poster grâce à une amie. Quand j'étais au lycée, je me rendais en cours le matin avec ce garçon, le courant passait vraiment bien, et je pensais réellement qu'il pouvait y avoir quelque chose (l'amour rend aveugle ahah), et je me suis donc jetée à l'eau. Il devait probablement être surpris que je puisse penser à une quelconque histoire entre nous deux, et m'a donc rejetée assez méchamment, peut-être qu'il pensait que je m'en remettrais plus vite, aucune idée. Mais, je vous avoue que sur le coup j'ai paniqué et j'ai dit le premier truc qui me passait par la tête. Sinon, pour ceux qui se demandent, le passant que j'ai désigné de la tête comme le caméraman n'a pas entendu cette petite "altercation", et n'a donc jamais su qu'il était caméraman. Evidemment, le garçon à qui j'ai déclaré ma flamme n'a pas du croire à mon histoire, mais j'ai tourné les talons aussi vite que j'ai pu après avoir dit ça (il est là l'instinct de survie). Mais sinon merci beaucoup pour votre compassion ahah, mais rassurez-vous, je suis très heureuse avec un autre garçon maintenant ! (Et sinon, ceux qui disent que je n'aurais jamais dû lui dire, etc, osez, sinon vous allez regretter amèrement de vous gâcher la vie en ayant peur des réactions, mention spéciale à Melle_zaza) (Et oui mimouchat, vive les Bertille) La bise !