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Bonjour ! Je suis l’auteure de cette VDM. Elle date d’il y a quelques années mais est réelle. Je ne pensais pas que celle-ci susciterait certains commentaires … Pour ceux qui se poseraient la question, oui, ça existe et oui, ça marche aussi bien qu’un spray pour la gorge, peut-être même mieux car c’est un anesthésiant. La VDM n’était pas là mais plutôt le fait que mon boss l’ait vu. Pour ceux qui trouvent ça « dégueu », « immonde » ou me pensent « malade, tordue ou cas social », il me semble qu’en 2018 on pourrait commencer à accepter les pratiques sexuelles des autres même si on ne les partage pas (dans la limite de la légalité bien sûr) … En ce qui concerne la suite, au début on était très gênés puis on en a plaisanté pendant quelques temps avant que je ne quitte l’entreprise pour d’autres raisons. Bonne journée !