By Loliflex - 29/04/2011 09:18 - France
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Bonjour, D'abord, merci pour les commentaires, certains m'ont bien fait rire. Tout d'abord, je tiens a préciser, que ce n'est, bien sur, pas mon téléphone qui a sonné... Aussi, quand vous êtes en plein milieu de votre épreuve de physique, et que vous entendez votre sonnerie, vous ne percutez pas que ça ne peux pas être le votre. Le coup de stress m'a donc fait faire un malaise, et on m'a sorti de la salle. J'y suis retourné, quelques minutes plus tard, en meilleur forme et j'ai réussi à finir mon épreuve, comme si rien ne s'était passé (mis à part que l'on me regardait bizarrement). A la fin de l'épreuve, certains m'ont même remercier, car j'avais fait réagir la salle et certains ont pu s'échanger des formules dans le boucan ambiant... Et la personne dont le téléphone avait sonné est même venu s'excuser. Merci encore pour vos commentaires
By Auteur - 17/03/2013 13:26 - France - Viroflay
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et j'ai oublié de créer un compte avant de publier mon anecdote ! (désolé d'y répondre (très) en retard) Pour toutes les personnes pensant que ma mère devrait être internée, elle est passionnée par la Grande Bretagne, par sa culture, ... Je ne pense pas qu'une personne étant heureuse de vivre sa "passion" puisse être qualifiée de cinglée ! Il faut savoir déserrer la ficelle de votre string ! Ce n'est pas forcément une VDM mais je me sentais tellement seul à ce moment qu'il fallait que je balance la sauce ! Ma mère est, par la suite, aller en Angleterre avec une sympathique agence touristique qui l'a aidée à visiter tous les monuments et bâtiments historiques du pays. Aujourd'hui, elle va bien et j'appréhende le moment où Kate donnera vit à son enfant ! Tous vos jeux de mots m'ont bien fait rire ! ;) A+