Theanonimous

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  • Nantes , France
  • 29 years-old
  • Monday 23 October 1995
  • single

About Theanonimous

Beaucoup de gens aiment mettre des citations philosophiques sur VDM donc je vais m'y mettre aussi :1) " La vie c'est comme le PQ: soit toute rose, soit pleine de merde ! "2) " L'alcool tue, mais n'oublions pas combien de personnes sont nées grâce à lui. "3) "Quand y a trop de poils, je vois pubiens."4) "Tous les champignons sont comestibles, mais certains, une seule fois. "5) " Le sextoy le plus répandu est le Vuvuzela, le monde entier en a plein le cul."6) " Les vieux, c'est réglé comme une pendule, 7h pipi , 7H30 caca , 8h il se lève ! "7) " Si à la Saint Eustache, on te taille la moustache, vivement la Saint Philippe ! " Fan de séries ( en ce moment : dardevil saison 2), de mangas (en ce moment : king's game ), de sports... Envoyez un MP si vous avez aimé un proverbe en particulier :D Ps: qu'est ce qui est plus sexy qu'une femme tatouée et/ou piercée ? Une femme tatouée et/ou piercée et souriante ;)

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Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteure de la Vie de merde. Pour répondre à vos questions : - Il est intelligent, j'ai mis que quelques adjectifs pour ne pas alourdir la vie de merde. Mais il a des centaines de qualités. - Il l'a fait avant que le film sorte et il a une signification pour lui (pas de pari, de beuverie...). - Il a d'autres tatouages dans le meme style et ca lui va à merveille car ca correspond à sa personnalité. - Je suis passée outre le tatouage et ça fait 6 mois que l'on est ensemble !! Merci pour vos commentaires, ils m'ont bien fait rire !