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By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States
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Yes I'm an Aussie and yes I ride a Kangaroo to work and no I don't drink Fosters it tastes like shit and it's not even made in Australia.
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Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.