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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas
I agree, your life sucks
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About Brokecantaloupe
Lol, I'm a Melon. My life can't suck.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
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100 kick-ass comments
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