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Bonjours, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour plus d'explication sur la situation: Il est venu frapper chez moi une semaine après son emménagement afin de se présenter et il m'a demandé si j'avais un congélateur pour stocker de la viande surgelée car il avait depuis peu un régime alimentaire qui l'empêchait de manger des aliments trop gras (il ne m'a pas précisé que c'était à cause d'un infarctus récent). Du coup je suis allé chez lui récupérer ce qu'il voulait me donner. Et à ce moment là, il m'a demandé s'il ne faisait pas trop de bruit car il avait un home cinéma et le mettait assez fort. Et donc j'ai décidé de lui dire pour le mardi d'avant, mais le tout très gentiment. Lorsqu'il m'a dit la vérité je me suis sentie rougir et me suis excusé mais il s'est mis à rigoler. Cette anecdote c'est passé il y a un an et lorsqu'on se voyait on discutait quand même ensemble! Sinon pour la sirène, il ne l'avait pas mise car comme certains l'ont dit, ils ne la mettent qu'en cas de circulation difficile et pour le gyrophares, j'avais les volets fermés et mon lit ne se trouve pas côté route dans mon appart'! Voilà! Bonne semaine à tous!