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Alex1837's favorite FMLs
By skaina - 06/05/2015 16:21 - France
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By d'accordmaman.... - 05/05/2015 12:52 - France
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By Menteur_Menteur - 12/06/2012 13:38 - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila
Oh ma VDM a été publiée ! Vos commentaires m'ont fait bien rire en tout cas. Pour ceux qui veulent savoir (non je ne vous parlerai pas de mes sous-vêtements ou de ma position favorite, laissez aller votre imagination), ça s'est passé il y a quelques semaines et ils m'ont évidemment posé ces questions sur le ton de la plaisanterie. Mais il faut avouer que des questions aussi "intimes" au milieu des "qu'est ce qu'ils font dans la vie tes parents?" ou "et tu as des frères et sœurs?"c'est assez inattendu... J'ai piqué un fard et beau-papa a éclaté de rire en disant que bien sur ça ne les regardait pas et que c'était une "boutade". Sur le coup c'était super gênant mais maintenant on en rigole. Et pour ceux qui se demandent si mon copain m'a défendu, il était juste mort de rire, il a l'habitude de parler librement avec ses parents et il savait que c'était une petite blague de leur part. Ah, et si ça peut en rassurer quelques uns, je suis bien majeure :)