Confusion
By Marie-Cécile - 28/03/2009 18:07
I agree, your life sucks
60 656
You deserved it
3 055
au_pair
miss
1
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
25
Badges
Badges
34
Comments
Comments
1021
Visits
Visits
104
Favorites
Favorites
About Au_pair
Je suis fille au pair en Allemagne. Lire des bonnes VDM en francais en toujours sympa !
Au_pair - Followers
Au_pair - Followed
Au_pair's page visits
Hugged!
Au_pair's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Au_pair's favorite FMLs
By superbou22 - 10/03/2014 22:33 - Suisse
I agree, your life sucks
94 714
You deserved it
19 784
By Vineke - 01/02/2014 18:43 - France - Paris
I agree, your life sucks
113 578
You deserved it
11 344
By LeTourlourou - 12/08/2013 14:13 - France - Paris
I agree, your life sucks
85 043
You deserved it
9 748
LeTourlourou tells us more.
Précision manquante
By Toine92 - 12/08/2013 11:12 - France - Enghien-les-bains
I agree, your life sucks
78 576
You deserved it
63 417
Bonsoir amis galérien ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et mais je tiens à apporter des précisions exactes ( je jure de dire la vérité toute la vérité rien que la vérité, pour rester dans la thème ^^ ) Le piètre cuisinier est mon oncle ( même si on a ça dans le sang ) et la victime est donc mon cousin. Clichés misogynes oblige, la mère d'habitude au fourneau était absente ( avec la fille d'ailleurs, histoire d'annihiler toute présence féminine ). Sauf que chez nous, on aime les défis, on aime l'impossible, et surtout on aime ... la bonne bouffe ! Alors oui, un gratin dauphinois, c'est pas dur, c'est l'intention qui compte après tout, mais pour le coup, ça devait pas être très appétissant. Quoi qu'il en soit, la punchline vient juste de la mémoire sélective des gosses qui aiment bien ressortir des citations avec une voix d'acteur américain. Ici, l'originalité de la réplique vient seulement de la transformation de "mon avocat" en "maman". Certes ce n'est pas une VDM au sens propre de terme, mais j'ai trouvé ça très mignon et bien sorti. Et comme le suggère #1, mon oncle sait maintenant à quoi s'en tenir ! :D