By jdlb - 19/12/2012 23:17 - France - Gauchy
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je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM ! bon déjà, pour ma défense nous sortions d'une trèèès longue semaine de cours et j'étais bien fatiguée. ensuite, on traversait en fait des couloirs plus ou moins désaffectés en marge du service d'oncologie (oui j'ai mis cancéro dans la VDM pour que chacun comprenne), donc il n'y avait personne, le couloir était vide et je n'ai pas tout de suite réalisé qu'il communiquait avec le service !! j'ai évidemment prié pour qu'aucun malade n'entende ça, c'est vraiment horrible !! et sinon, j'étudie la bio et j'avais un cours sur la thérapie cellulaire dans un bâtiment derrière les services onco/hémato qui sont en effet bien planqués par rapport à l'hôpital principal, voilà pour la localisation ^^ et oui j'aime l'humour noir, cela n'empêche pas que comme tout le monde, le cancer me fait hyper peur et j'ai perdu des proches à cause de ça... j'ai bien aimé la personne qui disait qu'il faudrait égayer un peu les couloirs des hôpitaux, je suis plutôt d'accord, pourquoi devoir mourir dans un lieu aussi laid et triste ? bonne journée à tous et mes excuses à ceux que j'ai choqués !