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Bonjour, c'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM. Je sais qu'elle n'est pas très bien formulée mais je ne savais pas comment faire... en tout cas je suis super contente qu'elle ai été publiée! Donc c'était à la cantine de mon collège et une amie se servait un verre d'eau quand un gros bout de pain est tombée de la cruche. Du coup ça m'a fait rire, et voilà. Merci pour vos commentaires :) (et non, je ne bois pas de café)