Stalker
By Anonyme - 28/07/2020 20:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, one of you was right.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
By Anonyme - 28/07/2020 20:00