By Queen18 - 13/07/2016 17:17
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Moi c'est Burzum.
Futur éminent psychologue, je feuillette VDM pour faire mon mémoire et comprendre le monde dans lequel les gens vivent. C'est très intéressant de feuilleter VDM pour faire un mémoire et comprendre le monde dans lequel les gens vivent.
A part la psychologie je fais plein d'autres trucs, genre rédiger des bios sur VDM (c'est ma 11ème), faire du sport, taper dans les mains la nuit et regarder les trains passer dans le ciel.
J'accepte les mémoires sur le sujet déjà rédigés, les chèques, les demandes en mariages par MP et quelques autres trucs (mais pas de chatons, je suis allergiques aux canards). Ah, et à la différence des autres moi je mords.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tj-TkpWBWs
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Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. J'ai essayé de m'inscrire avec le même pseudo mais il n'en voulait pas. D'abord merci de m'avoir publiée je suis contente comme une gamine ? Je tiens à m'expliquer. J'avais demandé à mon mari de me passer de la petite monnaie mais au lieu de me donner les plus grosses pièces il m'a tout donné en pièce de 10 centimes. J'ai fini par laisser tomber une pièce que je n'ai d'ailleurs pas osé ramasser... Et j'en ai eu marre je lui ai demandé de me passer un billet pour compléter. Sauf que du coup la machine a du me redonner en petite monnaie. Par chance je ne me suis pas fait klaxonnée. Ca nous a valu un bon fou rire en redémarrant. En général nous payons tous les deux par carte ou avec des billets mais nous n'avons pas souvent de l'argent liquide. Alors la petite monnaie a tendance à s'entasser. Voilà pour les petites précisions ? Vous n'avez pas ete trop méchants avec moi dans vos commentaires je vous remercie ?