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By NanouO2 - 17/09/2020 07:30
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Mais c'est ma VDM *_* Je pouvais pas rêver une meilleure fin de semaine ! ^^ Bon, alors quelques petites choses au clair : - La VDM ne m'est pas arrivée personnellement ; - C'est ce qu'à dit un camarade de promo à une de ses patientes ; - Je vous avoue qu'en voyant l'expression outrée de la dame en question, j'ai eu le plus grand mal à contenir mon hilarité (qui a dit que le cliché du dentiste sadique était faux ? xD) - Je n'ai jamais eu une seule carie de toute ma vie. - Mon haleine se porte bien, merci ! - En vrai je me brosse les dents avec le bon côté de la brosse à dent, je respecte mes propres recommandations d'hygiène, avec la conscience apaisée, et ça c'est COOL ! :) - Le kif pour un dentiste est de voir une belle bouche bien propre. On a l'impression de parler dans le vide face à une bouche vraiment sale (certaines personnes ne peuvent physiquement voir une bonne hygiène, du fait de positions dentaires aberrantes ou d'un problème plus général, d'autres se brossent les dents consciencieusement mais ont la mauvaise technique et du coup c'est inefficace…). Réponses aux commentaires : oBoudi, tu m'as éclatée xD Jacquouille la Fripouille déchire grave xD Etoile2Mer, tu ne peux pas tirer des conclusions d'une simple phrase. Avoir des caries ne veut pas forcément dire avoir une bouche dégueulasse. Je te renvoie au commentaire #27 de Nol, qui est tout à fait exact. Si tu veux de plus amples explications, je suis tout à fait disposée à t'en fournir. Quand à l'autre partie de ton commentaire, elle ne vaut pas la peine qu'on y répondre. Tat86, je compatis également ! Les procédures d'hygiène que t'a conseillées ton dentiste ne diffèrent que peu des recommandations générales. Un dentifrice fluoré est conseillé dans la plupart des cas, et pratiquement tous les dentifrices sur le marché actuellement en contiennent. Le fluor n'empêche pas la survenue de la carie mais il la ralentit fortement. Une brosse à dent souple est l'idéal, souvent on a l'impression que seules les brosses à dents à poil dur sont efficaces mais c'est faux : ce n'est pas la brosse qui fait l'efficacité du nettoyage mais la technique de brossage. Et en plus les brosses à dents dures sont traumatisantes pour la gencive :( Le plus dur pour toi est sûrement de ne pas grignoter entre les repas… le problème du grignotage, c'est qu'il permet aux bactéries d'avoir un véritable garde-manger continu, donc elles produisent en continu des acides, ce qui conduit à la formation de caries… Courage, ton combat n'est pas vain ! :) Bon, j'ai fini de jouer à la dentiste, merci à tous ceux qui ont mis VDM, à tous ceux qui ont mis TLBM aussi, et surtout à tous les écrivains en herbe qui ont commenté :) (wow, c'est long ce que j'ai écrit ! je me demande combien de personnes iront jusqu'au bout xD)